Wisdom from Walnut Grove

In order to feel like a real daily blogger, I took Friday and Saturday off. You know, like they do. Who blogs on the weekend?

As Husband and I are finally in the seventh season, I think it's time for:

LESSONS LEARNED FROM LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE (the TV show)
1. "Cash on the barrel." Although this is Pa's mantra, he breaks it all the time. And nothing spells crop-destroying storm/drought/windstorm like seed on credit.
2. Prairies look an awful lot like the California hills. Unless there's a mountain range I haven't heard of in southeast Minnesota.
3. There are many scenarios in farm life, approximately one per episode, that require Pa to appear shirtless.
4. Despite the open child-filled loft above their bed, Ma and Pa appear to have a smokin' sex life.
5. "God provides." (Ma's mantra). Provides a lot of fires, smallpox outbreaks, dead babies, drownings, and creepy men who are new to town, that is.
6. Mr. Edward's alcoholism is part of his charm.
7. The show doubles as a drinking game if one has a half-pint whenever Pa calls Laura by her treasured nickname.
8. I know he's old and wizened and all, but there's something a bit sexy about Doc Baker and his ability to cure anything from his black bag. Surely the men have thought similar about Miss Beadle or Miss Wilder, and their warm-hearted care and concern for every student?